FREE THANKSGIVING CONSPIRACY CARDS
24 cut-out cards in 4 chaos tiers: Mild Gravy → Medium Stuffing → Spicy Cranberry → Full Tinfoil.
- Print on US Letter cardstock. Cut along the dashed lines into 24 cards.
- Shuffle. Guests draw one and read it aloud — or whisper it to a co-conspirator.
- Escalate carefully. Save Full Tinfoil for after dessert. Use an exit line.
Satire that roasts every side. Jokes and theories people believe — not factual claims about real people. Entertainment only.
US Letter PDF. Print at home on cardstock. Free for personal use.
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