Agents in Black Vans
Witness Protection Tour 1979
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Area 51 Drifters
Classified Tour 1977
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Bigfoot & the Blurry Photos
Out of Focus Tour 1976
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Chemtrail Cowboys
Sky Lines Tour 1978
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Santa's Surveillance Squad
Naughty List Leak Tour 1982
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Simulation Glitch
Reboot Tour 1989
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The Hollow Earth Hollers
Down Under Tour 1996
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The Illuminappi
Secret Nap Society Tour 1988
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The Moon Hoaxers
Live from the Soundstage 1969
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The Robot Pigeons
Recharging on Powerlines Tour 1986
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The Time Travelers Union
Back to Last Tuesday Tour 1966
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