WHICH CRYPTID ARE YOU?

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1. Your ideal Friday night is… A night hike with a flashlight and deniable alibis Staring at bridge lights until they blink weird Sitting by water with snacks and theories A costume party where nobody knows if you're joking Watching storms roll in like it's cinema

2. Pick a snack: Trail mix, obviously Whatever glows under blacklight Fish sticks (ironic) Something with antlers on the packaging Popcorn during lightning

3. Your phone's camera roll is mostly… Blurry trees that might be something Red lights and ominous bridges Ripples. So many ripples. Postcard tourism that looks slightly wrong Clouds that look like wings

4. Someone says "trust me." You… Ask for footprints Ask what they saw coming Ask how deep the water is Grin like you invented the rumor Wait for the dramatic pause

5. Your party role is… The one by the campfire The one predicting the plot twist The quiet one with the best theory The chaotic wildcard The dramatic entrance

6. Pick a motto: "Not all who wander are lost. Some are hairy." "I saw it first." "Depth has character." "Believe me or don't. I'm still rare." "Make an entrance. Leave a weather report."

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