TOP SECRET
Case No. FF-52Agency: Shadow Party CommitteeClearance: Eyes OnlyFiled by: ██████
Classified: Get these before They notice
Our field agents recovered a small stack of journals that ask the questions █████ would rather you didn’t. They’re still on Amazon. For now. (Wink. They’re totally on Amazon. We just like saying “for now.”)
Exhibits currently at large
EXHIBIT A · STATUS: AT LARGE
Declassified
UFO Sighting Journal
- Subject
- Log every light in the sky. Most are planes. Most.
- Evidence
- Date, time, shape, witnesses, and a box for “definitely not a weather balloon.”
- Source
- ████████ (a reliable pigeon)
- Price
- $12.99 paperback
Secure a copy on AmazonEXHIBIT B · STATUS: AT LARGE
Declassified
Things That Don’t Add Up
- Subject
- A workbook for connecting dots. Red string sold separately.
- Evidence
- Prompts for every coincidence that seems a little ████ too convenient.
- Source
- ████████ (a reliable pigeon)
- Price
- $9.99 paperback
Secure a copy on Amazon
Exhibits pending clearance
EXHIBIT C · STATUS: PENDING CLEARANCE
Coming soonGlitch in the Matrix Journal
- Subject
- For déjà vu, deja vu, and that cat you saw twice.
- Release
- ██████ soon. Join the Committee below to hear first.
EXHIBIT D · STATUS: PENDING CLEARANCE
Coming soonGhost Hunting Field Notes
- Subject
- It’s probably the furnace. Write it down anyway.
- Release
- ██████ soon. Join the Committee below to hear first.
EXHIBIT E · STATUS: PENDING CLEARANCE
Coming soonMissing Sock Investigation Log
- Subject
- Where do they go? The dryer isn’t talking.
- Release
- ██████ soon. Join the Committee below to hear first.
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