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Full disclosure: Political rabbit holes below are for entertainment, like Weird News. We roast the spin on all sides. Theories are labeled what believers say. Documented history is labeled what's documented. We do not invent factual claims about real people. Question everything, especially us.

Pins are approximate. For overseas weirdness see the Stonehenge guide.

Capital corkboard

DC is where documented scandals and believer lore share a Metro card.

Washington, DC

Documented: Watergate, Capitol, agencies, lobbying. Believers say: every basement hides a different cabal depending on which cable news they hate.

Watergate

Pentagon / intel corridor lore

Believers point at black budgets. Documented black budgets and classified programs exist — see Church Committee and Snowden-era reporting.

PRISM

Comet Ping Pong (Pizzagate site)

Real restaurant. Viral theory. Documented armed incident in 2016. We do not endorse investigating pizza with firearms.

Start Here: Pizzagate

National Archives

Where JFK files, Church Committee trails, and FOIA dreams go to become PDFs.

archives.gov

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