The Morning After: Orange Bag Theories, the Veto Hat and Voyager's Bad Day
Westchester's scanners spark orange bag theories, a VETO hat appears, Democrats find the wine and Voyager glitches too.
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Field Reports
Party plans, ridiculous theories and gift ideas for skeptics. Updated whenever the pigeons allow it.
Election Day Costume Party: The Reflecting Pool Pitch, Krampus at the Capitol and Nessie's Retirement
The closing argument is a pool, Krampus wins in court and Nessie's top expert signs off.
Read the fileElection Eve Bingo: Elvis Has Entered the Ballot, the Printer Jam Plot and Kurt Russell's Forgotten UFO
The president goes full Elvis, CNN hands out a conspiracy bingo card and Kurt Russell forgets his UFO.
Read the fileWho Gets the Aliens in the Divorce? UFO Custody, Black Triangles and Borrowed Battleships
Both parties want custody of the aliens, the FBI's triangle gets questioned and the Navy gets borrowed ships.
Read the fileThe Halloween Files: Mothman Plates, Catalina Saucers and the Great RAM Heist
Mothman gets a license plate, Catalina gets saucers and your RAM gets nervous.
Read the fileThis Week in Tinfoil: Kickoff Times, NASCAR Telemetry and Pill-Shaped UFOs
Kickoff-time theories, Talladega telemetry, Maricopa's spotlight and a pill-shaped UFO.
Read the fileAlien Themed Party Ideas
Invites, decor, food labels, games and costumes for birthdays, Halloween and gender reveals.
Read the fileFunny Office Christmas Party Games
Printable Santa kits, white elephant twists, PowerPoint Night and HR-safe humor.
Read the fileCryptid Birthday Party Ideas
Bigfoot footprint trails, scavenger hunts, favors and cake ideas for junior field agents.
Read the fileConspiracy Theory Party Games for Adults
Whodunits, PowerPoint Night, phone games and store-bought boxes that ruin friendships gently.
Read the fileHalloween Alien Party Shopping List
Everything for an alien or Area 51 Halloween party.
Read the fileHow to Throw a Conspiracy Theory Party
Invitations, food labels, games, costumes and a tin foil hat station.
Read the fileFunniest Conspiracy Theories for a Party Game
Silly harmless theories to argue about, plus how to turn them into a game.
Read the fileBest Gifts for UFO Believers
Journals, signs, tees and more for the friend who has definitely seen something.
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